Of Theoden's Words
It was late when the rumblings from far off could be heard.Dots of fires could be seen far off in the distance,with the sound of marching army flowing through the air like an endless wave of sound.The men of Rohan stood upon the watch towers and on Hornburg,and watched helplessly as the Uruk Hai army marched towards the keep.The elves lined themselves along the deepening wall and with Aragorn and Haldir in the lead,they had their bows ready.Men stared out into the darkness and the gathering rain clouds above,and soon enough it began to pour.The rain fell and splattered onto the armours of the soldiers.With every passing minute,the army of Isengard advanced ever forward into the dikes of Helm's Deep,and the men were dismayed.The Uruk Hai came with spears,and they came in broad shields.Groaning and chanting they advanced like a swarm of black clouds on the ground,ready to destroy the world of men.

The Uruk Hai captain climbed onto a rock in the midst of the army,and ordered the army to stop.So before the walls of Helm's Deep the army of Isengard stopped short.Then elves and men placed their arrows into the bows and got ready to shoot.The Uruk Hai then pounded the spears to the ground and started a awful chant that weakened the strongest warriors,but Aragorn stood firm.He drew his sword,and yelled to the elves,"Show no mercy to them!For you shall recieve none!".The pounding of the spears continued,until an old man released an arrow accidentally and shot an Uruk Hai in the neck.It collapsed to the ground,and ignited the war of Helm's Deep.

As the Uruk Hai army charged towards the wall of Helm's Deep,they came with spears and ladders and ready to breach the walls.The elves shot arrows after arrows at the advancing darkness,and they returned fire.Elves were killed,and more arrows were shot.

Then,upon the watch tower where Theoden,King of Rohan was,he said under his breath,"So it begins..."

Yes,exactly my thoughts about the Prelims.The above was my own little description of the build up to the Battle for Helm's Deep from The Lord of the Rings:The Two Towers which Ive watched a Gazillion times.The Uruk Hai army to me was the exam papers and the teachers who set the papers.The creatures of darkness,the enemies of the light,the ugly and the cruel ready to destroy the world of men,students.As we stand upon the walls,in this case sit on the chairs in the hall,we think about how hopeless and bleak things are getting before us.That blank piece of exam paper before you resembles the thousands of swords the Uruk Hai are carrying with them to put into your guts.Oh well,what a pain in the ass exams are.Now i wonder why they are even in existence.To eliminate the weak i guess."To destroy the world of men!" said Aragorn in Edoras.They are just a bunch of mindless enemies here to kill you.What the hell is happening to the world of education?

Yeah,you ask us to stand firm.But sometimes,its just impossible to do it.I mean,a few hundred men against ten thousand Uruk Hai?I dont think so.I dont think this time a "Forth Eorlingas" would help much Theoden.I dont even think Gandalf would make it in time to help you.This time,its the books and the notes that you read thats going to break the lines of Isengard.And you know what?Books are not enough to defend yourself against the swords and the spears.Basically,you are like a hobbit in Cirith Ungol.Or a hobbit in Shelob's Lair without Sting and the phial.Basically,you are dead hobbit meat baby.Exam sucks.Exam sucks.Exam sucks.The only difference between exams and the above account of the battle is the fact that the battle i saw on the film was actually "Cool".Bummer.

Song of the Day---Diary by Alicia Keys