Of the Party before the Funeral
So comes the end of the "5 Day Total Relaxation and Retardation".Oh well,was it fruitful?Not exactly.But then again,i sure had a good sleep.Haha.That "Mental Recharge" sure was fruitful though.Anyway,tomorrow shall prove to be my burial day.My funeral.The day my morales are going to fall into the deepest pits and the darkest abyss.Well,im talking about the papers that are going to be distributed tomorrow.Though no words of any papers being given back tomorrow,i half guessed it anyway.I mean,i dont think the teachers take that long to mark the papers right?

Anyway,yesterday evening after dinner,i took a bus to Krishna's house for a stayover,again.Yes,so whats wrong with three guys under one roof and playing cards into the night.After all,i am only getting used to sharing a bunk full of fellow male counter parts.Anyway,the bus driver of bus 158 should really consider an alternate career other than driving a bus.Perhaps driving a speed boat out at sea.After all,the SBS bus is not a Formula One race car and the streets are definitely not the race tracks.Yes,please do get to my destination as soon as possible,but i never asked you to fly over bumps and turn sharp corners till the passengers are having their stomach tossed around soo much that they are ont he verge of puking.I was trying to read a book on the bus,since the trip the Krishna's place is extremely long(From one end to another).Anyway,so the bus jerked left and right,up and down,and as i was sitting at the back of the bus i felt like puking.Samuel on the other hand,was comfortably reading his comics.Oh well,an empty stomach of his certainly helped.

We reached his place,and was forced to say hi to Krishna's auntie.Well,i never liked her.Especially after the stories Krishna told us about her.Just a plain bitch to me,and i actually forced a smile at her.Yeah,i really did.I deserve a bloody cash prize of 1 million dollars for that.Anyway,special thanks to Krishna for providing a bed and BLANKETS this time.At least i know that i wont freeze to death like i did the last time.We surfed the computer for a while,taught him how to play a riff from "Name",and we even did Maths.Yeah,maths.Well,CJC's Prelim Maths papers are so easy its like our tutorial papers.Which explains the As he's been getting(Damn you!Damn you!).We watched a little "Friends",and that was hilarious.Here's a part of the conversation which i vaguely remember.

Rachel,"Yeah,this bag is unisex."
Joey,"Unisex?"
Rachel,"Yeah,U-N-I sex?"
Joey,"Oh Rachel,you only needed to ask."

So there we were in the middle of the night laughing our heads off.We played cards and ate a whole bunch of tibits.Bathing at his place was a blessing,since it felt a lot like a spa.Though the quietness around his house can be a little too creepy a times(His house is sound proof,so you dont hear cars or neighbours whatsoever).I read a book before i slept under the dimly lid room,which might have led to the sore eyes i had in the morning.Great.

Ulcers,dont you just hate those.I feel like naming them after my tutors,especially after i recieving their naggings tomorrow."See this?This is YOU!".Oh well,i hate ulcers.I woke up in te morning and felt a really big one on my lower lips.It didnt hurt that much,but the tempation of licking it was great.After watching half of the dreadful "The Godfather" we headed down to eat Burger King.By the way,the movie was alright.It just dragged.After 1 and a half hours it felt like Ben Hur.The Mushroom Swiss was great.In fact,better than usual.Why?Because that shopping centre was about the close down,and the whole placed resembled a ghost town.Not a lot of people buying things from that Burger King branch,which meant faster and hotter food.So you can imagine the cheese melting on the mushrooms and meat.Oh my god.

We got back,and played Scrabble again.Call me the "Scrabble King"!154 points man.And thats no joke.Plus the "Weird" Taitee game we played afterwards was really fun.Im not sure how to describe the rules,but its unlike the conventional TaiTee we play.Lesser cards,lesser skills,more fun.To me anyway,since i win more often.We had a bet that the loser will be spanked in the ass by a duster.Haha(Things that boys do).Well,Samuel was the "Weird TaiTee Loser" in the end,and guess who had the honor?*Points at myself*.Sad that we had to leave early because Krishna had to attend church.Oh well,that damn 158 trip driver should be cursed again.I think i hopped onto the wrong bus again.My god.Imagine the odds.

Thanks Samuel and Krishna for the wonderful party before my funeral tomorrow.Perhaps i should bury myself deep this time.Let the worms consume me and allow me to disintegrate.Oh,and to that special someone that messaged me,im going to message you soon.Im unhinging.Haha.You know who you are.

Quotes of the Day:
Weilien,"Hey,ive been dreaming about Earthquakes man.I would wake up in the middle of the night and feel my bed shaking."
Krishna,"Eh,me too."
Samuel,"Yeah,me too."
Weilien,"Your's is exorcism Samuel."

Samuel,"Are we going to Krishna's house or your house?"
Weilien,"His."
Samuel,"Huh,a bit far right?"
Weilien,"Well you said your house is haunted,and coming to my house is a lack of variety.What choice do we have?The 7th month is over and your house is still haunted.The ghost must be yourself."
Samuel,"Yeah its over,but Halloween is coming."

Weilien,"How many cards do you have?"
Samuel,"How many do you have?"
Weilien,"I asked you first."
Samuel,"Eight."
Weilien,"Wait let me count."
[Counts the cards]
Weilien,"Seven!"

Weilien,"Is it expired?"
Samuel,"Look for the expiry date."
Weilien,"Yeah,im looking."
Samuel,"Give it to me.You dont know anything about food."
[Samuel searches for a long time and couldnt find the expiry date]
Weilien,"Knows a lot about food huh?"

[Krishna burps after some cookies,but it sounded like he was humming]
Weilien,"Was that a burp or was that you humming?"
Krishna,"That was a Humming-Burp(Humming Bird)."

Samuel,"Ronald Susilo has a nice smile."

Song of the Moment---Angels or Devils by DishWalla