Of the Medical Checkup and the Gay Officer
Alright,lets bypass the bull and go straight to the point.Today is the day ive selected to do my medical checkup.Keened?No way.Ive never really wanted to face up with anything that has anything remotely related to NS whatsoever.Yeah,even PE.I hate anything physical,at least anything to do with NS anyway.So this morning was a dreadful one for me,despite the fact that i get to skip school with a valid reason.

Dad drove me to CMPB,and it started raining halfway there.It was the peak hour,and the road was jammed up pretty badly.My dad's car was travelling at 50m/min,and there i was messaging ZhuangYi telling him that i might be late.Let's see.The last time i showed my private part to any stranger was back in Primary school when they had one of those health checkups in school,where everybody would be led into a room and checked behind a drab.The worst thing was,the nurses are usually old close-to-being-retired ones.Female.So the young primary school boys would always be making fun of those going into the check up first.Anyway,this reminds me of the time when i went last for the check up.The boys would normally go first,and i was last.When i was being checked(Or examined),the teacher led the girls in and forgot that there was still a boy inside.They were asked to take off their clothes and stuff.My checking was done,and i hestitated of going out.After all,i really didnt want to be seen as a pervert hiding in the medical check up room just to catch a peek at the girls(They didnt strip down totally,mind you).Anyway,i just made a dash out of the room with my hands to my face.The girls screamed and yelled at me.Haha.Stupid teacher.I still remember her face(Though not her name).Completely forgot about my existence,and caused me lots of embarrassment.

Anyway,so i met up with ZhuangYi there,after running through the rain.We proceeded to the waiting room and our turn soon came.It was first some photo taking thing.Nothing much happened there anyway.Then it was the ear test.I was led to a enclosed room.Sound proofed.And i was asked to put on headphones,and react to any sound heard by any ear by raising the corresponding hand.Fine.So i sat down,and i was still adjusting the earphones(They were huge),when i thought i heard something in my left ear.Is it supposed to be this soft?I thought,then the sound came again,then i realised that the test already started.Hello,army boy.I was still getting ready.At least wait for me to give you a thumbs up?Argh.So i missed the first 2 beeps.Nevermind.

Next was the urine and blood test i guess.Quoting the guy at the counter,"Please Wee Wee on the paper".Yeah,wee wee.When was the last time you heard that anyway.Peeing on a piece of paper wasnt easy.I mean,we are all so used to peeing right into the bowl anyway.Anyway,i did that successfully without making a mess.Thank god.I did blood tests before,so that went on fine.Then it was the dental.ZhuangYi apparently had a lot of decay.Haha.While i had a PES A for dental.Wow.Amazing.Take that Mrs Chua!(My dentist)The X-Ray was faster than i thought.We stood in a row outside the room half nude,and i felt like a Jewish going into a gas chamber.The process was really fast,and i got out of there real quick.The eye check was quick as well.Perfect eye sight with my glasses on,so thats cool.The people there were the nicest of all i guess.Haha.Anyway,It was the blood pressure test later,with height and weight measurement.Boring.Nothing happened.Then it was the interview,where we were forced to take off our pants.Alright,so i went in and was interviewed.Was asked to take off my shorts,and i did.I can place my money on the fact that the doctor that i went to was gay,and that he went for the job simply because he has got the chance to stare at lots of 18 year old boys.I mean,i could see it from the way he looked at me.Yucks.No details,but it was enough to make me shiver.His mere sight was worse than old nurses!Wait,i might take that back.Yeah,i'll take that back.Special thanks to the guys at the medical counter.They were funny and helpful.I left my IC in the locker and asked one of them to give me the key.The conversation is as follows:

"Excuse me,i left my IC in the locker.Can i have the key to locker number 9?"
"Number 9.How to find in this bunch of keys?"
"Well,i can look for you?"
"No its ok.I'll do it.Its my duty."
"No i can do it,if you are busy."
*Looks at me with his huge eyes*
"Allow me."

(Point to note.Other medical officers merely stared at you)

Then i went to try out my shoes and cap.Nothing special here.Save for the fact that the guy in charge kept complaining about how the medical people outside are too trifty.They wrote everything on a single piece of sticker,and that apparently pissed him off greatly.Chill dude,chill.Then it was the long wait for the IQ test.We got in,and ZhuangYi sat beside me during the test.He went through the test briskly without much thought.I went slow,and got really bored.I misread an instruction and got a whole section wrong.Yay.Failed that.Yay.Some questions are just too lame that i pressed 123s and 321s.Really didnt bother.The guy behind us was the best.He simply finished the test in 15 minutes.He screwed everything.Wow.Haha.Even i did most of the questions in proper.

The test ended,and we headed back home.I almost fell asleep on the MRT.Damn it was boring.Which explains why i jumped into bed straight away after i reached home.What a boring day.NS sucks.CMPB sucks.Everything about it is boring.Come to think about it,i would rather sit through GP and draw pictures on my lecture notes.Wait,what notes?Alright,its late.I shall head for bed.1s24 outing tomorrow evening.Cant wait.;)Got to finish my Poisson Distribution before then.A sudden urge of doing maths now.Weird.Me?Maths?Joke.

Song of the Moment---Only Hearts by John Mayer