Of the Armpit Hair
Hey its eve of Chinese New Year...here to wish all readers a happy chinese new year...fill your pockets and wallets with money and get ready for some after new year shopping...;)Jiayou on the money collectin'!!Anyway,today i woke up as usual...i didnt feel like going to school..since ive already guessed half the programs thats gonna be up today..and the fact that i knew less than half the class will attend the celebration..i seriously didnt want to go to school..oh hell..i guess i better be there..afterall i am the CT rep of the class..not easy on the job..(I know how you felt Bernice..)So i dragged myself to school and met up with my friends before heading into the hall for the usual speech and performance..well it actually started off fine...with a rather interesting speech by Melvin Tay..then another by our principal Mrs Ho..i was already falling asleep by then...since i didnt have much sleep the night before..then the performances started..first up was the lion dance..and honestly that didnt thrill me at all...In fact it was kinda boring..though the stunts they pulled off were pretty awesome to look at by it was just awfully long and dragged throughout the time they performed..i found myself hugging my face and changing my hp's wallpaper..Those guys actually fell off those stands there were supposed to climb..you know..those poles with a flat top where the lion dancers can step on and perform tricks...they fell twice..i didnt think they were bad even though they fell...(Wasnt serious..)But i thought the performance was just boring to begin with...I thought the fashion show was awfully lame as well..save for the fact that Mr Seah came out with an Alfro hair and rocked the house..he was pretty hilarious..which in turn great diminished Mr Lawrence's entrance..(Beach wear..didnt stand out at all..)Though the Guzheng and CO peeps played pretty well but i was still dozing off...while WenLai who was sitting beside me seemed pretty excited about almost every single performance..The performance by Chinese Cultural Society has got to be the best of the lot i'll say...those jokes are actually funny...though i didnt laugh out loud but hey...i chuckled..that's new..I remember when i was back in Maris Stella their jokes only recieved Boos and jeers from the audience..(With me leading the crowd..)Anyway,they pulled it off perfectly and i enjoyed it a lot...The Malay and Indian dances were just...ordinary...nothing special...Since Mrs Ho refered to today as a special day of the year and one of the most important day for chinese then why not try making the performances extraordinary and more interesting?I was dozing off when that malay girl came onstage..but my eyes widened when Shariffah came hopping out from the left side of the stage..(She looked awfully pale with those heavy makeup..)The PRC scholars' performance was the most disgusting,horrible and horrendous performance i saw...They were supposed to sing Wang Li Hong's Long De Chuan Ren...(Not particularly my favourite anyway..)And they came onto stage as if theyve never rehearsed for the song before..half the group of scholars didnt know how to sing the song..while the other just moved on stage and mumbled the lyrics..the 3 girls in front however pulled it off by singing and dancing at the same time..the guy who did the singing int he background was absolutely horrible..he couldnt sing for one..and he stood there like some frozen zombie...The guy beside him was singing his head off pretending to be the next Singapore Idol..(I wonder what Simon will say to that..)Just when i was about to pass out on the floor of the hall i saw something which gave me even more reasons to throw up...when the scholars held hands and bowed...they raised their arms and you could actually see those girls with unshaved armpits..(I was sitting at the second row..)its hard not to notice it because it was jumping out of her sleeves and saying hi to the audiences down below..me and my friends were horrified and started to laughing like mad...it was pure horror...The teachers' performance was nice...glad to see them shed off the books and do some hard drumming on the stage...(Though Chen Chun Yan was a little shy about banging the drums..)The bazaar by the J1s was boring...well maybe i was too desperate to go out with my friends or simply go home and slp...went to this store and guessed what was in the box...and yes though i got all 3 correct...i touched someone's teeth...a tree bark and egg yoke...awful...and what did i get?2 burgers and 4 mentos..great huh?i wanted the games so bad...sigh...anyway...went home after that after cancelling the outing with 1s24 guys..(It was a last minute decision and people already had plans..)Me and Siang Hong decided to head to SR next time when they have some sort of carnival...im sure what he's up to..(Heh heh..)But of course...i have things to do other than saying hi to old friends too..*Hint Hint..*hahaha...all right i shall go and slp now..:)Nightz..

Quotes of the Day:
David,'Please make me a real boy?'

Gigolo Joe,'They made us too smart, too quick, and too many. We are suffering for the mistakes they made because when the end comes, all that will be left... is us.'

Blue Fairy,'Come away O human child / To the waters and the wild / With a faery hand in hand, / For the world's more full of weeping / Than you can understand. '

Gigolo Joe,'I know women! They sometimes ask for me by name. I know all about women. About as much as there is to know. No two are ever alike, and after they've met me, no two are ever the same!'

David,'My mommy doesn't hate me! Because I'm special! And unique! Because there's never been anyone like me before, ever! Mommy loves Martin because he is real, and when I am real Mommy's going to read to me and tuck me in my bed and sing to me and listen to what I say and she will cuddle with me and tell me every day a hundred times a day that she loves me!'
---'Artificial Intelligence:A.I'(2001)