Of Condoms and Monsoon Pigeons
Phew..finally all the work my grp put in to do pw..has paid off..at least it's ended..wow..looking back on the past couple of years doing project work..filing everything into the file...surveys and stuff..really made me think twice about how much a human can accomplish...amazing stuff..;)Today was my oral presentation day..i think i slept too much the previous afternoon...yesterday night i really couldnt slp at all..so i laid myself down on my bed and started memorising the lines of my presentation..and believe it ladies and gentlemen when i say this..that it works better than counting the jumping lambs..;)Got to the room and the first thing i noticed was the number of unkwown faces to me..all from the science classes..i dont even remember seeing their faces before..yikes..that's pathetic..considering the fact that we are actually fellow schoolmates..anyway..so i walked in alongside my group members..Bernice was making a big fuss about not knowing anybody in the crowd..making everyone..including me a little nervous about the presentation..being the first speaker of the first group..i started and set the bar high..(Self-Claimed)like i said before thank god i had experience in drama club..:)the QnA..never practised that part before..but i think i answered his question..at least i hope i did..i think Bernice answered it really well..as compared to people from other groups...some just stood there and went..'Ermm.......well.........'and some just went totally off the mark...when asked about Mars he talked about Venus hello?make up your mind..there was this group doing something about Hippies..and they gave out condoms to the crowd..now thats cool..*Winks*and i asked that dude..Johnathan if i can keep one...he said,'No i need it...'and i mumbled under my breath,'for what i wonder..' They have a pretty sweet looking group member by the way..haha..anywayz..the condom got lost as it was passed around and yea...prime suspect:Me...Johnathan was checking the box of condoms when he found out that one was missing...whole group looked at me...but Shang helped me out..saying that he passed to the ladies...(Ladies own up pls...or i will be known as the condom guy ever after..)Sat there for 4 straight hours just for the damn presentation to end..and i agree with Bernice..an absolute waste of my damn time...i was so tired after the presentation i didnt go for the ktv thingie with Wan wei and Bernice..sorry girls...was really tired...i even lost my way home..sorta...instead of leaving from the main gate i went from the back gate of the sch pass the basketball courts..and took the paved way beside the monsoon drain...was trying to shield myself from the red scorching midday sun when i saw this pigeon standing in the middle of the monsoon drain..another flew towards it and landed a feet or two before the other...then it started to make that guu guu sound..it was so damn funny...i think it was trying to mate...everytime the guu guu sound comes it will bow its head low to the female pigeon...and the female just circled the male pigeon round and round..but he never gave up...overwhelmed with sexual desires he kept Guu-ing and bowing..it was so hilarious..in the end the female flew off and the male stood there...alone...i was hoping for some freeshow..but walked away as the sun was burning my face...looked back and saw the pigeon still standing there...Guu-ing into nothingness...that male pigeon sorta reminded me of me...ahhaa..always searching for the right female..NOT to mate of course..and when found the right one i keep pestering her and bowing low to her...when she's obviously not giving a rats ass about you..in the end when she flew off you are the only loser left in the monsoon drain...so are you going to stay there to cry and Guu?wait for the swift current to come and wash you away?or flap your wings and fly away?I choose to fly away...to search for a new branch..a new tree..a new place where i can settle in...maybe someday i will meet that female pigeon again..hopefully it wont be the mating season...but the make-friends season..:)And it did...it flew off after i climbed the stairs on the side of the drain...it flew above me and away towards the carparks...looking at my palms...hmm...if i had wings...if i had wings...i wanna fly...where to?Just a thought..;)

QUOTE OF THE DAY:
Lance Barton,'My father's so cheap... that when we went to bed, he'd unplug the clocks. "You can't tell time when you asleep". '
---'Down to Earth'(2001)

Song of the Moment---Last Resort by Papa Roach